A quick primary school memory recap...

Back here again...
I am posting every day now... Wow...
Addiction to blogging...
What can I say...
I am pretty good at this...

What do I bring this time...

This thing still exists...

So....
It is a clock...
The only clock I had during my childhood era...
Because in the old 90's era...
We dont have smartphones...
Or phones that even have alarms...
We had this ancient technology created to wake us from our slumber...

This thing has high sentimental value to me...
And it is in the safe hands of @AthirahBudiono ...

So how does something of high value gone into a hands of another girl...

Back during primary school...
I was quite a jerk...
And a non-sociable guy...

During our senior final years...
There was this event where you draw names and exchange gifts...
I totally blanked out on when it was suppose to happened until that morning...
Somehow the panic button was pushed as I frantically trying to scavenge for anything...
So here is the list of those wonderful items that I manage to consider..

• That ridiculous clock up there...
• An old phonebook...
• A mug that I used regularly...
• A really old HG Wells novel The Time Machine... (It was first edition that my dad bought so she ain't getting that)

And guess the winner!!!

Yes...
That ugly horrible Ikea clock...
It was pretty expensive if I remembered correctly...
It is cheap nowadays...

Wrapped with newspaper with the most horrendous way of wrapping with the most unintuitive way possible with a bottle of glue somewhere in there and no gift card...

Thinking back on what happen that day is going to make me crazy...
I was really an asshole as a child...
There I said it...
I will admit that more than anything...

And for her to keep that hideous thing after all that...
Is really amazing...
Thanks for keeping it...
It actually means a lot to me...
<3

Since it is really hard to do this weekly or any time at all...

I think that I might do this on every post like I did on the last one..

Maybe just one for today...
The lucky winner of the day is...

http://cahayayuni.blogspot.com/

~Written in English~

Back from the Dead with a new hobby!!!

That was quick...
Everyone thought that I just went MENTAL but no...
I am still here...
Running away from people of course...

Fact is that I dont want to meet anyone even if something terrible happened is incomprehensible by other people...
I just need a timeout...
Not another few comments or messages saying how ignorant I am of my surroundings...
Maybe people just dont get it... ~sigh~

But ignore all of that boring bull$%# and lets get on with something that I had in mind for a few weeks now...

STALKING!!!

Now...
Dont jump on me and start to accuse me with terrible things...
Stalking for me is an art...
It means I care for it enough to justify my ridiculous actions of reading other people blogs
(Yeap... Just blogs... OR FACEBOOK / TWITTER / INSTAGRAM )
So to whoever out there that deserves this special attention from me should take a moment and think of it very carefully...

I might do this weekly...
Or monthly...
Or yearly...
Look... I do this when I have the time to spare...
So dont blame me if this fails miserably...

So what does it takes to qualify for the list???

• It has to be a blog...
• Males can make the list if there is any interesting to read...
• Attractive females is a top must...
• Written in English or Malay...
• It is my list... So any objections is rejected with a really Smug Face...

Warning...
Some of the blogs are written in old good Malay language...
I am really sorry for any foreign readers who are interested...
Some may have not been active for a long time...

Lets get to it then...

Lucky number 1...

http://littlegreendavinci.blogspot.com/
I really like this one a lot...
Mostly because I met the author 

during my Muet Speaking Test...
She was in her school debate team...

~Written in English~

http://aainaaqila.blogspot.com/

A future dentist...
Really want to meet the author...

~Written in English~

http://cyfaaziz.blogspot.com/

Well...
I did say the attractive ones deserve a spot...
Wink*

~Written in Malay~


The last one of the day....

http://lifeofusea.blogspot.com/

That cat... =_=

Made the papers...
Damn you CAT!!!
I want to be in the news too T_T...

~Written in Malay~

No Males???
Hehehehe...
GG noobs...
More in the upcoming weeks...

Taking A Big Rest From Everything...

This is probably going to be my last post before I head off into the sunset...
Why???

I don't even know...
Maybe I just lost one of my important motivations in life...

And what is that???
(Maybe I should just keep it a secret for now...)

One thing that everybody should know is that I am really hurt because
of losing this precious thing...

It is a thing that I kept dearly for years...
And just in one night, it is gone...

This might be the last thing anyone will ever see posted here...
Or maybe I will be back in the distant future..

Maybe I will use this spare time to write a book...
A journal of things that happen these past few years...
A reminder for my past mistakes...

Learning how to cook would be great too...

Truth to be told...
Anything else is good to keep my mind off her...

Well...

I think there is nothing more that I can add...

Goodbye world...

Might just be heading to Pluto my self...
(Which is located in the Kupier Belt)...

Just want to be alone for once...
Hope it works...


Note : I actually can relate to this song now... Wonder why...

And this picture...

My First Bus Ride

At least I have something worthwhile to put up now...
What do we have here...

Test 1...

The Eid al-fitri...

Test 2...

A bus ride...
Wait a minute...
A BUS RIDE?

So there must be something wrong in my head or probably a memory disorder or something...
A bus ride to JB must have been one of my pathetic attempts to explore The New World...

Telling the story this way is not fun at all...
It is time to call out the EPIC ADVENTURE STORY TELLER GUY...
Let him begin shall we..

In a dark and stormy night...
Lookman is trying to find his way down south to Jannis Baeebliuoan A.K.A JayBee...
He marched down the highroads until he stumbled upon a pretty small dark-elf called Fadzleen...
She asked him whether he needs a companion to protect him for RM80... (Bloody expensive)...He agrees and they both partied down the road until she told him to stop and wait...
Some time later, a big metal contraption flew down from the sky and landed in front of them with a Cipaat logo in front of it...
The big metal contraption was 2 hours late...
They both hurried inside with their valuables and sit next to each other near one of the giant beast windows...
Suddenly, a man dressed like a magician appeared out of nowhere and starts to throw dust everywhere!!!
MAGICAL DUST!!!
One by one of the passengers starts to fell asleep...
It was not long before we join them...
As I woke up exactly 4 hours later...
I had arrived...
In my home...
In my bed...

Thanks to her that I got home safely...
It was a fun ride with everything that can go wrong... GOES WRONG...
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
I am looking forward for the next one...
Those ladies who are reading this...
I know you want to...
Just give me a call...
GG...

Oh and here are some random pics... DUHHHH
MORE SPONTANEOUS PICS PLEASE!!!

The Ticket to The Charlie Chocolate Factory......
JK... its the crappy bus ticket...

P/S : The top one is hers... She totally finished it all in one sitting...

~Cat Appears~

~Fadzleen throws French Fries~
~It is not very effective~

~Cat uses scare on Fadzleen~
~It is super effective!!!~

~Fadzleen died.. RIP~

Already told you she ate it all...
THE MADNESS!!!

Co Curricular week... at PALAM

This will be a short one i guess...

Guess what will happen when you have an overwhelming amount of students... about 3004..
And you only have few clubs to join as though it was high school...
A freaking mess...
A problem that is needed to be fixed as soon as possible..
In fact.. it needs to be fixed now..

The system is just bonkers and needs to be revamped...
I am looking at you MARA....
If you are reading this...
Get your management team together and do stuff...
Stuff that works...

It is pretty sad that even me who arrive at least 30 minutes late got a free entry...
While my dear friend who waited from the start didnt even got the chance...
Now i feel bad for ruining her chance to join...
Curse you MARA...
CURSE YOUUUUUU if she fails her Co-Curriculum...

Well that sums everything up about this week...
Besides the increasing amount of work and assigments...
Kind of a boring first week actually...
That is all...

I am really sorry...

If you actually made it into the netball team...
I will cheer for you...
Chaiyok2 <3

The MDS Adventure... at UiTM Palam...

Let the Orientation Week begin!!!

(Claps here and there)

(No fireworks... Duhhh)

So... QandA Timee!!!
What the heck is MDS?
-It stands for Minggu Destini Siswa...
What the heck is Palam?
-It stands for Puncak Alam...
What the heck are you doing there?
-Read this you dummy...

The most anticipated..
Hyped up week of the month..
Or probably the whole year...
Considering how dull this year is....

Lets get to the point shall we?

First off...
Food... Lots and LOTS of Food...
And then there were none...
Today was me frantically searching for leftovers...
I mean it... The one thing i missed out of MDS... =-(

Then we get to explore the WHOLE place...
When i mean we..
It is just me and @Haiqal...
But...
It was not fun at all..
My feet hurts... :(

You can actually get lost in the buildings...
I mean it... #TheTruth

Found out the location of the class and got our first lecturer's notes...
You will be amazed how they try to cramp every single chapter you learnt in Highschool...
Into a giant enormous one...

Well that almost sums it all up...
But this post actually have something worthy reading...

PHOTO MONTAGE TIME!!!!!! 

with Luqman Fadzil a.k.a The Crazy Sumbeetch

First Arrival

RSU a.k.a Ruang Solat Utama

Every single time after morning prayers...

Anuar... First Man down...

Din... Second Man Down

Afiq... Third Man Down... With style

Our supper throughout MDS week...

The Stairs of Death makes an appearance...

No idea what that is...

All the Faculties...

In Group E9...

Was hoping to get the same group as this girl... :(

It is going to be a busy week starting from Monday...

And that is all folks...
Maybe more in the upcoming weeks...

Heading to Kuala Lumpur... (Kay Ell)

Buzy day...
Nothing much to report...
Except that it is hectic... Very hectic...
As the worst of problems just occured today...
So wish me luck...
I will probably need it...

Finally... Heading to Tertiary Education... (Interview)

Soooo Badasss

First of all...
You all might be asking...
Luqman, WTF is tertiary education...!!!???
-Hehe... Well tertiary education... is the process of learning at a higher level of education (Local or overseas)... Poli, College, Matrikulasi and Universities (Public or private)...
And i am going to one probably in a few more weeks from the day this is posted...

So? Who cares?
-Actually.. a lot of people do these days.. Since education is a need to qualify for jobs with better pay grades...And probably there will be people who dont care about it... Its fine...

Are you going to miss your friends?
-We are getting old... Heading off in different directions is the basis for the circle of life...

Yes or no...? Just answer the question... 
-Yes, of course... Zzz.... =_=

So what are you worrying about?
-Girls... Tons of them... The course i'm taking literally has Bagajillions (not real word) of them...

Well... I thought you love it when there is a lot of girls...
-Not if there is an overwhelming amount of them... 
P/S: I am not gay by the way... So ladies... Out there... ~Wink~

Any of your friends there?
-A few here and there... and most of them are girls... Seriously the people behind this system need a spanking...

Can you give a few examples?
-What? My friends list? Why would i give you?

You know... For educational purposes...
-Well there is @AthirahBudiono... She basically won the race on who will appear first on the newspaper...
Too bad her sister is not with her this time...
-Then there is @FazlinFadzil... The only reason she is interesting enough is because of our same last name...
There you go... happy?

Where are you going exactly?
-Asasi Sains at PALAM as the seniors said... Acronym for Puncak Alam....

What about your family? Are they going to miss you?
-18 Years... they probably are bored of me by now....

Is this really what you want?
-Sometimes in life... You just have to wing it... Get it?

No... Seriously, answer the question...
-No... I am being cynical about my choice right now...

I thought you wanna be an English writer?
-I also wanna be fit and have a six pack to show off... Live on the moon... Become a superstar... And have a bagajillion girlfriends.... 
Those dreams are suppose to come true right?
So your point is?

Ok... we get it...
-Are we done yet?

A few more questions...

So how is your relationship wit...
-NOOOO....

Okay... Some people said that you are a 
sweet-talking ladies man...
Is this true?
-Lets see you become the judge of that sweetheart...

I already have a boyfriend...
-So? Nobody cares about your boyfriend when there is only you and me here...

~Cough~... So when will you be heading to PALAM?
-2 June maybe...

Anything else to add for the people out there?
-This probably is the worst interview in my whole life...

Of course.. Dont be silly.. You are the one writing this interview.. Stop blaming other people...
T_T okay...

(text) = Random person
(text) = Luqman Fadzil

Primary School Reunion....

A wonderful event...
By Athirah Budiono (Maybe?)
(She invites everyone so duhhh)...
And collaborations with other anonymous...
(happy?)

Actually... Its just kids who grew old and meet for the last time before parting off in each of their own ways...
But its still EPIC...
I mean slightly less boring and dull than those grown-ups events...
But its still FUN...
To tease and make fun of other people...
But its a REUNION...
Which only consists of only a few people who can be contacted by social media or the interwebz... or based on school popularity...

BUT WHO CARES!!! Because its awesome...
And here is my photo montage of the wonderful event...

P/S: I deliberately choose pics with no epic or cool pose...
Because it capture the dull and exciting moments the most... ~Wink~

Om Nom Nom...

Im so cute... Hahaha You are cute too... AwwwwWWWWWW

Tired handsome bro...

This camera is mehhhh.....

Just in time... Heck yeah.... Pizza-Hut Endorsement

Om Nom Nom Nom Nom again....

And to the wonderful Host (Girl who invites nearly everyone even though only half came)

See you guyz... and ladies in the future...

Any negative remarks for my photography skills will be ignored....

Goodbye...

I think of her and our time together,

And the tears come to my eye. 

I never wanted to see her go,

Never wanted to say goodbye.

Our time was so special to me,

But I guess it's time to move along.

She wants to spread her wings and fly,

To hold her back, I guess that's wrong.

I always said you only live once

And you have to do what it takes

To make yourself content and happy,

Even if it means some hearts will break.

So I let her go, and said goodbye,

And she was on her way.

If I ever really was in her heart,

She'll come back someday.

Goodbye...

~Dear~

Post-Birthday Event

Pizzaaa...

And an empty wallet...
Spending the night on the toilet...
With my dearest friends...

You might think that I am going to say that day is a wonderful day...

I am so happy lalala dadidu yippe yappa bullstuff...

Well it is... most of it...

My getting-slim in 2 months diet course was ruined of course...

I got a shit ton of candies and sweets...

Thx to @Za... (I ate it all...) hehe..

Already ate half of it....

Some of them are gone..

In my belly...

I got this wonderful Summit bag...

Which turns out to be just a Secret Recipe cake... 

(All that anticipation @_@)...

The choc cake was nice by the way...

Thx to @Dinie for that...

Nyum nyum...

Then i got this creepy weird looking teddy bear...

Guess who is it from?

Its from my evil-twin sister...@Fazlin...

(A wonderful plot to reincarnate the nightmares of my childhood)

They just need to have that bow-tie =_=

I just hope that i wont wake up at night with a knife on my throat...

The made in China thing is not reassuring at all...

Well everything is made in China these days...

It is everywhere... #THETRUTH

Well at least I had a good time...

Thx you @Asyraf @Dinie @Fazlin 

You guyz should hire Arnold Schwazenegger
for my next one...
(I mean it)








@Mira... Im sorry...
Lain kali saya ajak awak... :-)

Good Luck Newbies For Your SPM Result

Tomorrow is going to be an amazing day...
Despite whatever you get...
Lets just hope for the best...


And to add to the tension and hype for tomorrow...

9A++... FAIL... 9F--, SPM OMG WHY!!!... too EARLY... Im gONNA DIEEE... FAIL FAIL FAIL... Error error error... Meow.. Keep calm and die hard... BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP...Nostalgia momentS!!.. DIe die die.... AAAAAA.... 100 AAA... B,C,D,E,F.... My mom is gonna be mad... Dad havoc... House explode... HOt stuff... Neee nooo.....Angry at myself.. THE HORROR!!!... ~Poop~ Where is mah resultsss.... Parents are gonna be pissed... Shananananana.... In the mORNING... 10am... Death from above.. Good day to diee... So many people CRYING... OMg were gonna cry... Saaaaaad FAceeee.... ROFL COPTER.... WUSH WUSH WUSh.... Nanananananan bAT MAN!!! SHUT UP!!! My grammar sucks... English is totally failure... My add math is a definite pass... Where is the ambulance... OMG I WON!!... Where are the guy in pink hair...
He is more fat than before... PLzzzz.... Star Wars is awesome...My hair is longer... My result is better than your result... DANG IT... Where is the DOCTOR!!! Im going overseas... CYA... Teleporting to the future... Why u no good result? You Dont Say.... Brace yourselves... the teacher is coming... Good day... Happy holidays... More IpTa begging you to come... I like burgers... I like Fries... Canteen food sucks now... I wish this will never end....

If you read that... ~clap clap clap~
Thx for wasting your time...

Good Luck....

SPM Incoming!?!?!

How is your happy long holiday?

A) Awesomee....
B) Boriiinggg....
C) Classiiic.....
D) It sucks and i got no job and spend my whole free time playing shitty games and pirating games that are worth 2 nuts...

Heck yeah...

Everybody is talking about this... 

(Hot topic...) 

Talking about it is just gonna be a boring post...

So im just gonna skip that...
(Still doesnt prove if i am a hispter) =_=

So lets talk about stuff that i left behind in myspace...
Yeah MYSPACE!!!
That is a thing...
That everyone left behind...
So many old pictures...
Of old friends who grew old and become old men... and women...
So log back into your myspace and delete it...
Before I download it...
Or your future husband or wife found it and laugh at your face... FOREVER!!!
It happened...
Do it...
I mean it...
Dont take the risk...
It will be a mistake...
When you become older...

A rich moment in life...

After finishing my daily life as a douche... 

I mean fatnerd... 

I mean gentleman...

I decided to went shopping for tech stuff...

With a small budget in mind...
I went to an apple store..
A windows store...
and so on and so forth...
Until i got back home then i realise...
I just wasted my money on these expensive shit things...

Now you can consider me an official rich douchebag...

Does anyone still considering to be my wife?
I doubt that..

Bears are Evil !!!

So there was this girl...
A pretty decent looking girl... (My gf is gonna kill me for that)
Who starts to have this obsession with bears...
And not some regular bears...
These bears are from KOReA...
So communist are fine by me...
But communist bears? This girl just want to watch the whole world burn...

-Dont fell for it...

So let me show you how evil these bears can be...

Exhibit A

-Killer Bears... Awful..

Exhibit B (a few bear pics)

-Deadly

-CRUSH IT

-Im Cute..... NOT!

-I Will Find You... And I will HUNT U

The End
~wink~

p/s: Were still friend right? @FazlinFadzil